"The Fuehrer" of Global Warming Goes To Washington: Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) v. Al Gore (a.k.a. "Al Goebbels")

Before I share a letter I wrote today to U.S. Senator James Inhofe (R-OK), ranking minority member on the Senate Environment & Public Works Committee, I have a story...

For whatever reason, I dreamed up this fine alias for Al Gore ("Al Goebbels") after seeing his performance before the Senate Environment & Public Works Committee on March 21, 2007.

Not being intimately familiar with the spelling of this Nazi's name, I went to Google. First entry returned in my search was from Wikipedia. Oddly, the abstract for Joseph Goebbels demonstrated how God works in mysterious ways (I couldn't have picked a better pseudonym!)...

"Goebbels was known for his zealous and energetic oratory, virulent anti-Semitism, and perfection of the so-called Big Lie technique of mass propaganda."

By no means do I claim Mr. Gore is anti-Semitic. However, I have read he has a history of racism.

Per the other two things, though, Mr. Gore and Mr. Goebbels appear one and the same.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Here's my letter to Senator Inhofe...

Dear Sir:

Pardon me for beginning this letter rudely, but as a democrat, you have my permission to tell Sen. Barbara Boxer to shut her arrogant pie hole anytime you wish! Having once again watched her belittle you during Senate Environment & Public Works Committee hearings (this time while former Senator Al Goebbels testified about man-made global warming) I am simply left shaking my head in disgust. I thought Senators were supposed to be utterly dignified. She, contrarily, insists upon coming off as a childish, tit-for-tat, jerk.

Now about anti-human Al's testimony... Did you notice how badly he fumbled when one of your republican colleagues suggested sun spot activity might have a direct correlation to the earth's climate? For a guy who humbled himself to professional disciplines "beyond his pay scale" on a number of occasions, I was a bit alarmed to see how decisively he claimed no scientific consensus to the possibility that the sun could be impacting earth's climate.

I recently saw a documentary that delved into this very subject. It was called, "The Great Global Warming Swindle." It aired on London's WAG TV... I'm not sure when, but I am gathering it was recently. Up until a couple days ago, you could have watched the entire broadcast on YouTube. It has since been pulled due to copyright infringement. Apparently, though, this documentary will soon be available on DVD. Check out the following website:

http://www.greatglobalwarmingswindle.com/

The demand for more information on this subject has been so great that, apparently, the above website was created as a consequence. When you go there you will learn that the site is a work in progress. I hope you, your staff and your colleagues will keep an eye on it. I suspect you will gain some of the ammunition you will need to bring truth to this debate about the causes of global warming.

That's probably wishful thinking on my part. This is, after all, the "Rubber Stamp" Congress. Democrat or Republican, it does not matter...

Tap, tap, tap, SLAM... What's that say?

"Made on Wall Street"

...the capitol of China. Choke on that CO2!

"The Fuehrer" of Global Warming Goes To Washington: Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) v. Al Gore (a.k.a. "Caligula")

Here's a letter I sent via e-mail to U.S. Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) responding to comments he made during Climate Change Hearings on March 21, 2007 before the U.S. Senate Environment & Public Works Committee. Senator Craig's remarks were directed toward the reincarnation of Roman Emperor Caligula, Al Gore, following his testimony revealing (to those with eyes that see) how a certain powerful faction of the Democratic Party is not the least bit interested in alleviating the marginalization of the middle class in the U.S...

(p.s. I saw you nodding your head in agreement Ms. Clinton! Are you a fascist too?)

Dear Sir:

Remarks you made about your state's deployment of nuclear power during Environment & Public Works Committee Climate Change Hearings with Al Gore testifying were well-received and appreciated here in upstate NY. You appear very well informed on this subject. I would contrast this to Mr. Gore... Seems everything (including basic trigonometric functions like sine and cosine) was "beyond his pay scale." How he is qualified to speak upon such a complex subject as global climate change escapes me, considering the number of times he admitted simpler subjects were "beyond his pay scale."

Sir, I am a democrat and I am mildly distressed over how my party is being hijacked by mean, spiteful, anti-human people like Al Gore and Barbara Boxer.

Mr. Gore reveals his true colors when he claims nuclear power ought have "a small part" in solving the global warming problem he trumpets. Someone claiming scientific consensus on the human cause of global warming (and we both know this is a bald-faced lie) ought likewise know that the energy efficiencies afforded by nuclear power are scientifically proven to be an order of magnitude greater than those afforded by fossil fuels. As such, nuclear power offers a solution to so many problems — both real and imaginary — that make pursuit of its aggressive build-out practically a political no-brainer.

Unfortunately, a no-brainer is a different beast than NO BALLS.

"And the home of the ..." what?

It ain't eunuchs, dear Congress!